THE LEAFLET
Tree Jokes that are Unbe-leaf-ably Funny
August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day! If you follow us on social media you have probably seen our memes. What started out as a funny one-off, to throw our hat in the ring of this social media phenomenon quickly became a totally new way people started connecting with us! We are humbled by how many of you followed, like, share, and comment on the regular.
To celebrate, we’re going to share some of the funniest tree jokes that will make you wet your trunks. (25 to stay alive people!)
Why are trees great at networking? Because they’re always branching out.
Which dating app do trees use? Timber.
Why were lots of people sitting under the Tulip tree? It was poplar.
What do you call an oak tree that can’t make its mind up? Undeciduous.
Why do dogwood trees make good pets? Because they have a great bark, but wooden bite.
What did the tree like best about Star Trek? The Captain’s log.
How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date? They spruce themselves up
Which tree is the most pensive? The ponder-osa pine.
Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date? It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.
What is it called when a tree has spine problems? ScoliOAKsis.
How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.
How did the tree get lost? It took the wrong root.
What is a pine tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasn’t looking for anything serious? It asked for no twigs attached.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears.
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